Keeping up with the Jones...

This shit isn't for me. If you want to compete over material goods, how much more you "think" you earn than me, or what vacation you are going on....then FUCK YOU!

Life is too short and I hope you will bring more to the table and offer more in a friendship than that. Its not about keeping score, who has what, or what brands we wrap ourselves in. Yes, I can be a shallow, materialistic SOB, but what I won't do is cast judgement on you or anyone else.

So if you want to play that game, leave me out. If you want to leave your insecurities at home, and engage in a solid conversation, I'm all ears and I'll even supply the drinks.