Hurricanes

This Hurricane thing really sucks. New Orleans as we know it is no more, and never will be the same again. The buildings, the culture, the people, are all so displaced. How do you rebuild to what was when all those things are based on 200 years of history and dynamic culture?

And the people too damn poor to be able to get out of town. I feel sorry for them. Mostly poor black folk and it is a sad sight to see. This is what we see on TV and so does the rest of the world. Now they think the US is just a bunch of illiterate black looters!! Oh well, I don't care what they think...we always help people out when crap like this happens....where's the return Frenchy???

Now let's get to what will really be missed....Mardi Gras!!! 25,000 drunk college chicks in a three square block area flashing tits for beads! Will they hold this at the Astrodome? No other city can replace it so it doesn't matter where we do it. We just need the following:

-- 25,000 hot college chicks
-- Some dudes with beads...lots of them
-- A solid supply of beer from Anheuser-Busch (they can probably write it off as Hurricane relief)
-- Plastic cups...lots of them
-- 1.3 million gallons of Hurricane drink mix
-- 500,000 gallons of rum or whatever goes in Hurricanes
-- 1, 283 port-o-lets
-- A couple of good second rate college bands on flatbeds

...and yes...the film crew from the Girls Gone Wild Series

and you have Mardi Gras!!!!

Now I am on to something....we have 5 months so please let me know if I left anything out. We can even have it here on Newport Avenue. I am sure the high school across the street will let us use the football field!!!